The Mechanical Contrivium: Doctor Who

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Doctor Who!

1. Doctor Whoolatry is the mindless worship of Doctor Who.
2. Pacman was originally called Doctor Whoman!
3. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Doctor Who.
4. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Doctor Who!
5. Doctor Who can sleep for three and a half years!
6. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Doctor Who and water!
7. You share your birthday with Doctor Who.
8. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Doctor Who.
9. If you blow out all the candles on Doctor Who with one breath, your wish will come true.
10. An average beaver can cut down Doctor Who every year.