The Mechanical Contrivium: Davie

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Davie!

  1. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Davie!
  2. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Davie at least three times a week!
  3. The only Englishman to become Davie was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Davie from 1154 to 1159.
  4. Davie can not regurgitate!
  5. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Davie is two minutes.
  6. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Davie has 7.
  7. Over 46,000 pieces of Davie float on every square mile of ocean.
  8. Peanuts and Davie are beans.
  9. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Davie.
  10. Davieicide is the killing of Davie.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.