The Mechanical Contrivium: Cheese

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cheese!

1. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Cheese!
2. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Cheese!
3. The only Englishman to become Cheese was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Cheese from 1154 to 1159.
4. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Cheese.
5. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Cheese', hated Cheese and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
6. Cheeseology is the study of Cheese.
7. The liquid inside Cheese can be used as a substitute for blood plasma!
8. Cheese will often glow under UV light.
9. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Cheese.
10. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Cheese can not.