The Mechanical Contrivium: Chaoching

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chaoching!

  1. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Chaoching.
  2. Chaoching is the world's smallest mammal.
  3. When provoked, Chaoching will swivel the tip of its abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at its attacker!
  4. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Chaoching would protect them from evil spirits.
  5. The horns of Chaoching are made entirely from hair.
  6. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Chaoching!
  7. The air around Chaoching is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
  8. Astronauts get taller when they are in Chaoching!
  9. Chaoching can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
  10. If you put a drop of liquor on Chaoching, it will go mad and sting itself to death.

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