The Mechanical Contrivium: Catz0r

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Catz0r!

  1. Catz0r cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
  2. A thimbleful of Catz0r would weigh over 100 million tons!
  3. All shrimp are born as Catz0r, but gradually mature into females.
  4. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Catz0r at least three times a week.
  5. Catz0r is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
  6. Scientists have discovered that Catz0r can smell the presence of autism in children!
  7. Catz0r has a bifurcated penis.
  8. Catz0r can taste with its feet.
  9. Never store Catz0r at room temperature!
  10. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Catz0r.

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