The Mechanical Contrivium: Bukkake

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bukkake!

  1. In its entire life, Bukkake will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
  2. Bukkake will always turn right when leaving a cave!
  3. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Bukkake.
  4. Bukkake has 118 ridges around the edge!
  5. Bukkake became extinct in England in 1486.
  6. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Bukkake.
  7. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Bukkake.
  8. Bukkake can turn its stomach inside out.
  9. If you lace Bukkake from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
  10. Bukkake is the world's tallest woman.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.