The Mechanical Contrivium: Brooks' Penis

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Brooks' Penis!

  1. If you kiss Brooks' Penis for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
  2. Brooks' Penis can not regurgitate.
  3. Brooks' Penis has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
  4. If you lace Brooks' Penis from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
  5. Grapes explode if you put them inside Brooks' Penis.
  6. Four-fifths of the surface of Brooks' Penis is covered in water.
  7. Brooks' Penis can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
  8. The porpoise is second to Brooks' Penis as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  9. Tradition allows women to propose to Brooks' Penis only during leap years.
  10. In its entire life, Brooks' Penis will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.