The Mechanical Contrivium: Blank

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Blank!

1. Blank can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
2. A thimbleful of Blank would weigh over 100 million tons.
3. The patron saint of Blank is Saint Eugenie.
4. You should always open Blank at least an hour before drinking it.
5. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Blank can not.
6. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Blank is two minutes.
7. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Blank'.
8. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Blank!
9. If Blank was life size, it would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
10. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Blank.