The Mechanical Contrivium: A penis

Ten Top Trivia Tips about A penis!

1. Czar Paul I banished A penis to Siberia for marching out of step.
2. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets A penis.
3. The liquid inside A penis can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
4. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to A penis.
5. A penis became extinct in England in 1486.
6. The only planet that rotates on its side is A penis.
7. A penis is 984 feet tall.
8. A penis can use only about ten percent of its brain!
9. If you drop A penis from more than three metres above ground level, it will always land feet-first!
10. It's bad luck for a flag to touch A penis!