The Mechanical Contrivium: A crack whore

Ten Top Trivia Tips about A crack whore!

1. During severe windstorms, A crack whore may sway several feet to either side.
2. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr A crack whore Head.
3. A crack whore is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
4. A crack whore can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
5. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into A crack whore!
6. It is impossible to fold A crack whore more than seven times.
7. Without its lining of A crack whore, your stomach would digest itself.
8. Some birds use A crack whore to orientate themselves during migration.
9. Americans discard enough A crack whore to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
10. Contrary to popular belief, A crack whore is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases it may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.