The Mechanical Contrivium: Phrasemuffin

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Phrasemuffin!

  1. Birds do not sleep in phrasemuffin, though they may rest in him from time to time!
  2. Phrasemuffin has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
  3. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make phrasemuffin.
  4. Only one person in two billion will live to be phrasemuffin.
  5. There are six towns named phrasemuffin in the United States.
  6. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with phrasemuffin!
  7. Phrasemuffin has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!
  8. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in phrasemuffin!
  9. About 100 people choke to death on phrasemuffin each year.
  10. California is the biggest exporter of phrasemuffin in the world!

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