The Mechanical Contrivium: Zuko

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Zuko!

1. Cats use their Zuko to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!
2. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Zuko!
3. Ostriches stick their heads in Zuko not to hide but to look for water.
4. Native Americans never actually ate Zuko; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
5. When provoked, Zuko will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker.
6. The most dangerous form of Zuko is the bicycle.
7. Tradition allows women to propose to Zuko only during leap years!
8. Over half of Americans are officially Zuko!
9. Zuko can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
10. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Zuko!