The Mechanical Contrivium: Zachariah

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Zachariah!

  1. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Zachariah'.
  2. Zachariah can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
  3. The risk of being struck by Zachariah is one occurence every 9,300 years.
  4. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Zachariah.
  5. Scientists have discovered that Zachariah can smell the presence of autism in children.
  6. The fingerprints of Zachariah are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
  7. If you put a drop of liquor on Zachariah, he will go mad and sting himself to death.
  8. The liquid inside Zachariah can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
  9. Zachariah has four noses.
  10. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Zachariah.

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