The Mechanical Contrivium: Xander Harris

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Xander Harris!

  1. The liquid inside Xander Harris can be used as a substitute for blood plasma!
  2. Birds do not sleep in Xander Harris, though they may rest in him from time to time!
  3. In Japan, Xander Harris can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
  4. Xander Harris is actually a mammal, not a fish!
  5. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Xander Harris is blue!
  6. The horns of Xander Harris are made entirely from hair!
  7. Xander Harris invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
  8. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Xander Harris.
  9. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Xander Harris!
  10. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Xander Harris.

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