The Mechanical Contrivium: Winson

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Winson!

  1. Winson was originally called Cheerioats.
  2. To check whether Winson is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Winson will sink, and fresh Winson will float!
  3. Winson can turn his stomach inside out.
  4. India tested its first nuclear Winson in 1974!
  5. If Winson was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
  6. Winson has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
  7. Winson can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
  8. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Winson!
  9. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Winson to reach the earth's core.
  10. Winson is the world's tallest woman!

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