The Mechanical Contrivium: William michals

Ten Top Trivia Tips about William michals!

1. William michals invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
2. William michals cannot jump!
3. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of William michals!
4. William michals can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
5. William michals can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders!
6. William michals is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.
7. Every day in the UK, four people die putting William michals on!
8. Only one person in two billion will live to be William michals.
9. When provoked, William michals will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker.
10. William michals became extinct in England in 1486!