The Mechanical Contrivium: William Shatner

Ten Top Trivia Tips about William Shatner!

1. When provoked, William Shatner will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker.
2. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten William Shatner!
3. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of William Shatner orbiting the Earth!
4. The horns of William Shatner are made entirely from hair.
5. William Shatner is incapable of sleep.
6. Ideally, William Shatner should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
7. William Shatnerocracy is government by William Shatner!
8. Over half of Americans are officially William Shatner.
9. William Shatner has a bifurcated penis!
10. Finding William Shatner on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.