The Mechanical Contrivium: Will

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Will !

1. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Will with his left foot.
2. There are 336 dimples on Will .
3. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Will are all berries.
4. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Will is two minutes.
5. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Will .
6. The Will -fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Will -fights take place there every day!
7. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Will !
8. All swans in England belong to Will .
9. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Will every year.
10. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Will '.