The Mechanical Contrivium: Wayne

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Wayne!

1. The deepest part of Wayne is over 35,000 feet deep.
2. Wayne can be seen from space.
3. Wayne is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
4. When provoked, Wayne will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker!
5. Baby swans are called Wayne.
6. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Wayne.
7. Europe is the only continent that lacks Wayne!
8. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Wayne Head!
9. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Wayne fighting underground!
10. If you break Wayne, you will get seven years of bad luck.