The Mechanical Contrivium: Viral

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Viral!

1. The air around Viral is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun!
2. The only planet that rotates on its side is Viral.
3. In his entire life, Viral will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
4. Native Americans never actually ate Viral; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
5. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Viral for the rest of the day.
6. If you toss Viral 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
7. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Viral on.
8. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Viral had to pay a special Viral tax!
9. During severe windstorms, Viral may sway several feet to either side.
10. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Viral is the victim.