The Mechanical Contrivium: Varley

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Varley!

1. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Varley to reach the earth's core.
2. Varley can use only about ten percent of his brain.
3. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Varley had to pay a special Varley tax!
4. Varley is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Varley!
5. If you cut Varley in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
6. In his entire life, Varley will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
7. The liquid inside Varley can be used as a substitute for blood plasma!
8. Varley can't sweat!
9. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Varley!
10. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Varley.