Ten Top Trivia Tips about UncleMeat!
- It took UncleMeat 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!
- Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat UncleMeat'!
- You should always open UncleMeat at least an hour before drinking him!
- UncleMeat has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
- UncleMeat can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
- UncleMeat has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
- If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and UncleMeat would be as small as a pea!
- The liquid inside UncleMeat can be used as a substitute for blood plasma!
- Finding UncleMeat on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
- Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into UncleMeat.