The Mechanical Contrivium: Uncle Iroh

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Uncle Iroh!

  1. Medieval knights put the skin of Uncle Iroh on their sword handles to improve the grip.
  2. Europe is the only continent that lacks Uncle Iroh.
  3. Uncle Iroh can jump up to sixteen times his own height.
  4. Uncle Iroh is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
  5. Uncle Iroh can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
  6. Uncle Iroh was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
  7. Uncle Iroh was the first Tsar of Russia.
  8. If you break Uncle Iroh, you will get seven years of bad luck!
  9. It's bad luck for a flag to touch Uncle Iroh.
  10. If you lick Uncle Iroh ten times, you will consume one calorie.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.