The Mechanical Contrivium: Uesug

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Uesug!

  1. Over half of Americans are officially Uesug.
  2. Uesug is the world's largest rodent!
  3. Finding Uesug on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck!
  4. Uesug is only six percent water!
  5. Uesug has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
  6. Uesug will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
  7. Uesugolatry is the mindless worship of Uesug.
  8. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Uesug.
  9. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Uesug.
  10. Uesug can taste with his feet.

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