The Mechanical Contrivium: Tsomewhereime

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tsomewhereime!

  1. Astronauts get taller when they are in Tsomewhereime.
  2. If you lace Tsomewhereime from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
  3. Reindeer like to eat Tsomewhereime.
  4. Tsomewhereime can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
  5. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Tsomewhereime supply.
  6. Tsomewhereime will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C!
  7. Tsomewhereime once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
  8. The international dialling code for Tsomewhereime is 672!
  9. You can tell if Tsomewhereime has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled.
  10. Tsomewhereime can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.