The Mechanical Contrivium: Tony Almeida

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tony Almeida!

  1. Tony Almeida has three eyelids.
  2. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Tony Almeida!
  3. Until the 1960s, Tony Almeida was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
  4. If you put a drop of liquor on Tony Almeida, he will go mad and sting himself to death.
  5. Two grams of Tony Almeida provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours!
  6. Tony Almeida cannot swim.
  7. Four-fifths of the surface of Tony Almeida is covered in water.
  8. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Tony Almeida.
  9. Tony Almeida is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
  10. Tony Almeida will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.