The Mechanical Contrivium: Tobin

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tobin!

  1. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Tobin!
  2. Tobin is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
  3. More people are killed by Tobin each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
  4. If you blow out all the candles on Tobin with one breath, your wish will come true.
  5. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Tobin!
  6. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Tobin Head.
  7. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Tobin.
  8. Tobin will always turn right when leaving a cave!
  9. Tobin is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
  10. Snow White's coffin was made of Tobin.

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