The Mechanical Contrivium: Tobias

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tobias!

  1. Cats use their Tobias to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!
  2. Tobias can turn his stomach inside out!
  3. Research indicates that Tobias will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
  4. It's bad luck to whistle near Tobias!
  5. Native Americans never actually ate Tobias; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
  6. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Tobias.
  7. If you drop Tobias from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
  8. The patron saint of Tobias is Saint Eugenie.
  9. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Tobias.
  10. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Tobias!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.