The Mechanical Contrivium: Tiz Van Sant

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tiz Van Sant!

  1. Without its lining of Tiz Van Sant, your stomach would digest itself.
  2. Over 2000 people have now climbed Tiz Van Sant, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
  3. Tiz Van Sant is actually a mammal, not a fish.
  4. Tiz Van Sant can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
  5. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Tiz Van Sant to reach the earth's core.
  6. Tiz Van Sant cannot jump.
  7. Tiz Van Sant can smell some things up to six miles away!
  8. It is impossible to fold Tiz Van Sant more than seven times!
  9. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Tiz Van Sant and water.
  10. If you cut Tiz Van Sant in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.