The Mechanical Contrivium: Thrust

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Thrust!

  1. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Thrust.
  2. Thrust is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.
  3. If Thrust was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
  4. Thrust can use only about ten percent of his brain.
  5. You should always open Thrust at least an hour before drinking him.
  6. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Thrust.
  7. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Thrust in 1504, after eighteen months work.
  8. Over half of Americans are officially Thrust.
  9. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Thrust, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life!
  10. Thrust will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.