The Mechanical Contrivium: Thothmeister

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Thothmeister!

1. Thothmeister has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
2. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Thothmeister!
3. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Thothmeister.
4. A lump of Thothmeister the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
5. Thothmeister has a bifurcated penis.
6. If you toss Thothmeister 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
7. Thothmeister became extinct in England in 1486.
8. Thothmeister kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
9. Thothmeister can not regurgitate.
10. Native Americans never actually ate Thothmeister; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.