The Mechanical Contrivium: Thistle-Chaser

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Thistle-Chaser!

1. Contrary to popular belief, Thistle-Chaser is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
2. Europe is the only continent that lacks Thistle-Chaser.
3. It's bad luck to whistle near Thistle-Chaser!
4. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Thistle-Chaser.
5. Thistle-Chaser can sleep with one eye open.
6. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Thistle-Chaser.
7. Thistle-Chaser can not regurgitate.
8. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Thistle-Chaser, though it may feel uncomfortable.
9. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Thistle-Chaser can not.
10. Thistle-Chaser can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.