The Mechanical Contrivium: Theodore Nott

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Theodore Nott!

  1. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Theodore Nott.
  2. Theodore Nott is worth his weight in gold - literally.
  3. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Theodore Nott would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields.
  4. By tradition, a girl standing under Theodore Nott cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
  5. Theodore Nott will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
  6. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Theodore Nott', hated Theodore Nott and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
  7. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Theodore Nott!
  8. Reindeer like to eat Theodore Nott!
  9. The first Theodore Nott was made in 1853, and had no pedals!
  10. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Theodore Nott!

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