The Mechanical Contrivium: TheWayne

Ten Top Trivia Tips about TheWayne!

1. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as TheWayne.
2. The horns of TheWayne are made entirely from hair.
3. When provoked, TheWayne will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker.
4. If you drop TheWayne from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
5. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by TheWayne as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
6. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled TheWayne.
7. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be TheWayne.
8. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than TheWayne.
9. When TheWayne is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
10. Red TheWayne at night, shepherd's delight. Red TheWayne at morning, shepherd's warning.