The Mechanical Contrivium: TheBisch

Ten Top Trivia Tips about TheBisch!

1. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as TheBisch!
2. TheBisch cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
3. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating TheBisch from each salad served in first class.
4. If you cut TheBisch in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have!
5. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill TheBisch!
6. The deepest part of TheBisch is over 35,000 feet deep.
7. The patron saint of TheBisch is Saint Eugenie.
8. TheBisch is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.
9. You should always open TheBisch at least an hour before drinking him!
10. TheBisch has three eyelids.