The Mechanical Contrivium: The Master

Ten Top Trivia Tips about The Master!

  1. The Master was originally called Cheerioats!
  2. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by The Master as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
  3. When The Master is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
  4. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of The Master.
  5. Baskin Robbins once made The Master flavoured ice cream.
  6. People used to believe that dressing their male children as The Master would protect them from evil spirits.
  7. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than The Master.
  8. Antarctica is the only continent without The Master.
  9. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of The Master.
  10. Research indicates that The Master will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.