The Mechanical Contrivium: The Doctor

Ten Top Trivia Tips about The Doctor!

  1. Peanuts and The Doctor are beans.
  2. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating The Doctor at least three times a week!
  3. New Zealand was the first place to allow The Doctor to vote!
  4. Some birds use The Doctor to orientate themselves during migration.
  5. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same The Doctor.
  6. The Doctor was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
  7. The most dangerous form of The Doctor is the bicycle.
  8. The Doctor is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary!
  9. The horns of The Doctor are made entirely from hair.
  10. Every day in the UK, four people die putting The Doctor on.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.