The Mechanical Contrivium: Tetsuo

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tetsuo!

  1. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Tetsuo!
  2. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Tetsuo.
  3. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Tetsuo in a day.
  4. Contrary to popular belief, Tetsuo is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
  5. When Tetsuo is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
  6. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Tetsuo.
  7. Tetsuo has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
  8. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Tetsuo, and 400 times smaller.
  9. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Tetsuo Head.
  10. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Tetsuo.

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