The Mechanical Contrivium: Tetsu

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tetsu!

  1. Worldwide, Tetsu is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects!
  2. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Tetsu.
  3. The patron saint of Tetsu is Saint Eugenie.
  4. Research indicates that Tetsu will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
  5. It is impossible to fold Tetsu more than seven times!
  6. Tetsu is actually a mammal, not a fish.
  7. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Tetsu.
  8. Tetsu can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
  9. If you lick Tetsu ten times, you will consume one calorie.
  10. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Tetsu is near.

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