The Mechanical Contrivium: Terry

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Terry!

  1. Terry is incapable of sleep!
  2. All swans in England belong to Terry!
  3. Terryomancy is the art of telling the future with Terry.
  4. The most dangerous form of Terry is the bicycle.
  5. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Terry.
  6. Terry can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
  7. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Terry fighting underground!
  8. Terry is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp!
  9. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Terry.
  10. The deepest part of Terry is over 35,000 feet deep!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.