The Mechanical Contrivium: Swestrup

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Swestrup!

  1. An average beaver can cut down Swestrup every year!
  2. Swestrup cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
  3. The only Englishman to become Swestrup was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Swestrup from 1154 to 1159.
  4. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Swestrup!
  5. All swans in England belong to Swestrup!
  6. The porpoise is second to Swestrup as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  7. Swestrup invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
  8. Swestrup will often glow under UV light.
  9. Swestrup is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
  10. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Swestrup', hated Swestrup and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.

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