The Mechanical Contrivium: Suzaku

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Suzaku!

  1. If you lick Suzaku ten times, you will consume one calorie.
  2. By tradition, a girl standing under Suzaku cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!
  3. Suzaku will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory.
  4. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Suzaku.
  5. Suzaku can sleep for three and a half years.
  6. Over half of Americans are officially Suzaku!
  7. Reindeer like to eat Suzaku.
  8. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Suzaku and compline.
  9. Suzaku is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
  10. Suzaku is the only bird that can swim but not fly.

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