The Mechanical Contrivium: Stephen colbert

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Stephen colbert!

  1. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Stephen colbert!
  2. The difference between Stephen colbert and a village is that Stephen colbert does not have a church!
  3. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Stephen colbert would protect them from evil spirits!
  4. Stephen colbert can use only about ten percent of his brain.
  5. Scientists have discovered that Stephen colbert can smell the presence of autism in children.
  6. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Stephen colbert.
  7. Stephen colbert cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
  8. If you kiss Stephen colbert for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
  9. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Stephen colbert.
  10. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Stephen colbert.

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