The Mechanical Contrivium: Spieker

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Spieker!

  1. If you put a drop of liquor on Spieker, he will go mad and sting himself to death.
  2. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Spieker!
  3. Spieker was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
  4. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Spieker.
  5. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Spieker.
  6. Spieker is the world's tallest woman.
  7. Grapes explode if you put them inside Spieker.
  8. Spieker does not have toes.
  9. Spieker will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory!
  10. Early thermometers were filled with Spieker instead of mercury.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.