The Mechanical Contrivium: Sirt

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sirt!

1. When provoked, Sirt will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker.
2. Sirt will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
3. About 100 people choke to death on Sirt each year.
4. Never store Sirt at room temperature.
5. Olive oil was used for washing Sirt in the ancient Mediterranean world!
6. Half a cup of Sirt contains only seventeen calories!
7. Sirt is incapable of sleep!
8. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Sirt.
9. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Sirt.
10. The horns of Sirt are made entirely from hair!