The Mechanical Contrivium: Sir Kay

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sir Kay!

  1. Sir Kay can use only about ten percent of his brain.
  2. Sir Kay was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return!
  3. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Sir Kay in your ear 700 times!
  4. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Sir Kay to reach the earth's core.
  5. If you lick Sir Kay ten times, you will consume one calorie.
  6. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Sir Kay!
  7. Pacman was originally called Sir Kayman!
  8. Four-fifths of the surface of Sir Kay is covered in water.
  9. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Sir Kay.
  10. Sir Kay is 1500 years older than the pyramids.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.