The Mechanical Contrivium: Simon_otella

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Simon_otella!

1. Antarctica is the only continent without Simon_otella.
2. Simon_otella can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak!
3. Simon_otellaocracy is government by Simon_otella.
4. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Simon_otella!
5. More people are killed by Simon_otella each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
6. Europe is the only continent that lacks Simon_otella.
7. Simon_otella invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
8. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Simon_otella every year.
9. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Simon_otella.
10. Simon_otella is the world's tallest woman!