The Mechanical Contrivium: Simon Tam

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Simon Tam!

1. Simon Tam has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
2. You can tell if Simon Tam has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled!
3. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Simon Tam in your ear 700 times!
4. The most dangerous form of Simon Tam is the bicycle.
5. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Simon Tam.
6. In his entire life, Simon Tam will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey!
7. It's bad luck to whistle near Simon Tam.
8. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Simon Tam is blue!
9. The patron saint of Simon Tam is Saint Eugenie!
10. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Simon Tam.