The Mechanical Contrivium: Sean Parker

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sean Parker!

  1. Sean Parker kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
  2. The air around Sean Parker is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
  3. Sean Parker was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
  4. All shrimp are born as Sean Parker, but gradually mature into females.
  5. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Sean Parker!
  6. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Sean Parker are all berries!
  7. Sean Parker is worth his weight in gold - literally!
  8. Pacman was originally called Sean Parkerman.
  9. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Sean Parker!
  10. Lightning strikes Sean Parker over seven times every hour!

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