The Mechanical Contrivium: Scutty

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Scutty!

  1. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Scutty, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
  2. A Scuttyometer is used to measure Scutty.
  3. Peanuts and Scutty are beans!
  4. Scutty once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
  5. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Scutty!
  6. You should always open Scutty at least an hour before drinking him.
  7. Scutty can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night!
  8. If you blow out all the candles on Scutty with one breath, your wish will come true!
  9. Scutty was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
  10. Americans discard enough Scutty to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.